April 2013
1 post
March 2013
2 posts
February 2013
2 posts
mem0rare:
vaginaraptor:
grimrapper:
maeduh:
i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about
unless its hitler
then it’s only nein times cuter
i am done
January 2013
50 posts
anyou23:
growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
octopickles:
in-between-daydreams:
its-a-secret-sshh:
How high do you have to be to adopt a mouse as your son and name it Stuart
A Little
bethedoitsu:
illustry1120:
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.
He’s never gonna give you Up.
Get out.
whyarentibritish:
sizzlebutt:
babyblueeyesss:
is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year
IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS
IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS
NOR DID IT FEEL LIKE HALLOWEEN
WHAT IS HAPPENING
chickensandwich:
at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
breakingthestereotypes:
What do Jewish pedophiles say? “Hey kid, want to buy some candy?”
penis in my bum
grrrlfever:
hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
“If you love a flower, don’t pick it up.
because if you pick it up it dies and...”
– Osho (via thelittleyellowdiary)
minestuck:
barackobama:
minestuck:
what doesnt kill you makes you wounded
to be perfectly honest i drank a cup of milk today and that neither killed nor wounded me. please check your facts
sorry obama
r0wdyruff:
help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Student: I can't do anything right.
